rage and food!

so its not all bad this pregnancy malarkey something has gone my way!  we've all heard the rumour that pregnant women eat weird stuff but this hasn't happened yet but what did happen was that she's gone off her favourite food chicken wings!!



which is great  because the smell makes her sick n I get more.  this has also happened with other meat on the bone like ribs another favourite that I can now enjoy lol.

their is a down side we both like stuffed peppers and she's now obsessed with these.

my suggestions look for different foods that she may go off so u can eat more and then don't buy they stuff she likes lol  although that is risky lol.

now back to my first point which is another down point rage!!!
    

"i'm just a ball of rage"   may be a common quote that you will here or something similar this means that the rage is more frequent and more irrational expect un characteristic outbursts.

at this point its better to try and prempt any thing that may cause an outburst and fix it before it happens this includes altering patterns of behaviour that may now have become a cause for the rage.

it's also a good idea to test the waters and learn the tell tale signs for rage

naming and shaming!!

so the next debate we've been having is baby names

now my general consensus is that this is quite important like a dog name as its something you'll have to shout at some point so pick something that isn't embarrassing lol



with that its actually quite an important decision and I only really have 2 boys names that I like.  while I have plenty of girls names as their really easy to name most things sound nice but here is a little run down for naming babies.

don't use flower/countries lest you suffer the wrath of Katie Hopkins   she best stick her own kids INDIA and POPPY in a closet lol

also avoid celebrity trends as most of them are super rich morons there children wont get bullied for being called harper7 or destry or kal-el (superman fans will get the reference)

http://www.cracked.com/article_15765_the-20-most-bizarre-celebrity-baby-names.html  you can pretty much avoid all these names on this list so that will help narrow it down.

the main reason is if your reading this and your not really rich and your child will be living of millions of inheritance money ergo avoiding public schools and things then these names are the main reasons why your child WILL be bullied especially at secondary/middle school/ high school.

lets sum this up if your poor and love your child don't give them a retarded name

if your rich then do what you want lol

the birds and the bees!!

So a small introduction. 

as I am currently about to become a parent I thought I would post a little tongue in cheek humorous blog from the start and beyond!!

so first things first finding out, which may take a few attempts but practice makes perfect eh!  but eventually you get those little blue lines that you've been waiting/dreading to appear.  when those blue lines appears their are some phrases that may be more acceptable than others:

do say:

OMG that's amazing
im so excited

avoid saying:

oh dear repeatedly like the sky is falling.
oh fuuuuukkkk

the next thing is telling people



which is very difficult especially your parents as its basically saying we had sex lots lol  but don't let that put you off lol

the standard social convention is start with weve got important news and hopefully they'll guess its something along those lines and I prefer humour as my main delivery system but I suppose telling ur parents or in laws that ur balls work may not go down well depending on what kind of people they are lol so aim for your goin to be grand parents as its a safe option lol

so I did tell my friends that my balls work as I found it no less difficult lol but humour got me through.

now its more like a twilight period while we wait for the 12 week scan but fear not ill be updating this as more important stuff happens like 20 week scan and other midwife appointments and stuff like that